Let's celebrate with a picture of my side profile.
As you can see, I have had yet another shave. I'm on recruitment duties at work tomorrow morning so I need to at least attempt to look presentable.
I'd signed up for this a while back, but was expecting to have to pull out. I expected that at least one of the following would have prevented me from taking part:
- Not being back at work at all
- Being unable to speak
- Having bad breath due to an inability to brush my teeth
- Dribbling like this
Fortunately, none of these are an issue.These recruitment events were my target for my recovery, so I'm pretty chuffed.
I work in Marketing1, so I am incredibly creative and artistic2. I thought I would put these skills to good use tonight and draw a diagram of my face.
The blue circles are the zones of numbness. The green shapes are where I'm still a bit puffy. The red zones on the bottom jaw are where I am still tender. The plates, and therefore the breaks, are in those places. Pressing down to shave hurts, as does looking up.
Today's menu:
Banana for breakfast.
Kofta for lunch, with melon for dessert.
Chicken sandwich for tea.
1. Marketing Finance
2. My masterpiece is surely worth as much as these.
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